Top 22 things an Indian does after
returning to India from US
22. Use Nope for No and Yep for
Yes.
21. Tries to use credit card in road
side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral
water and always speaks of health
conscious.
19. Sprays deo such so that he
doesn't need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds"
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of
"Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of
"Highway"
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to
go"
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for
704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of
Seven Zero Four)
16. Doesn't forget to crib about air
pollution.Keeps cribbing every time
he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles
(Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in
Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in
Dollars as far as possible (but deep
down the heart multiplies by 43
times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the
cover of a milk pocket
12. When need to say Z (zed), never
says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several
times, if the other person unable to
get, then says X, Y Zee(but never
says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on
watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY,
says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard
Time and Indian Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints
about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chilli (hot)
stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke",
instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing
in India as if he is experiencing it
for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as
"skejule", and "module" as
"mojule".
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/
Dhaba food. Few more important
3. From the luggage bag, does not
remove the stickers of Airways by
which he travelled back to India,
even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to
short visits in India, tries to roll the
bag on Indian Roads.
1. Tries to begin conversation with
"In US ...." or "When I was in US..."
